
'We'll be lixivated, every one of us!' 'More than likely,' said Mr Wonka. 'Tell us you're joking.' 'Madam,' said Mr Wonka, 'I never joke.' 'Oh, my dears!' cried Grandma Georgina. 'That,' said Mr Wonka, 'is a chance we shall have to take.' 'You're joking,' said Grandma Josephine. 'We'll all be pulpified!' 'We'll be scrambled like eggs!' said Grandma Georgina. 'You must be whackers,' said Grandma Josephine. 'The factory, of course,' answered Mr Wonka. 'We've got to be going at an absolutely sizzling speed when we hit.' 'When we hit what?' they cried. 'Why up and not down?' 'Because the higher we are when we start coming down, the faster we'll all be going when we hit,' said Mr Wonka. 'We've got to go up!' 'But why?' they all shouted at once. 'Joe, you make him stop! I want to get off!'

Everybody clutched hold of everybody else and as the great machine gathered speed, the rushing whooshing sound of the wind outside grew louder and louder and shriller and shriller until it became a piercing shriek and you had to yell to make yourself heard. The Elevator shuddered, and then with a fearful whooshing noise it shot vertically upward like a rocket. 'We must go tremendously high! Hold on to your stomach!' He pressed a brown button.

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'Mr Wonka knows exactly what he's doing.' 'He's cracked as a crab!' said Grandma Georgina. 'The man's cracked!' 'Be quiet, Josie,' said Grandpa Joe. We must go higher and higher!' 'What did I tell you,' said Grandma Josephine. 'Back we fly to the factory! But we must go up before we can come down. 'We have so much time and so little to do! No! Wait! Cross that out! Reverse it! Thank you! Now back to the factory!' he cried, clapping his hands once and springing two feet in the air with two feet. 'Now you be quiet, Josie, and don't make trouble.' 'We must hurry!' said Mr Wonka. I love him.' 'Charlie's right,' whispered Grandpa Joe, joining the group.

'Please,' he said, 'don't spoil everything. 'He footles around.' Charlie leaned over the bed and whispered to the two old women. 'I don't think I trust this gentleman very much.' 'Nor do I,' said Grandma Georgina. Remind me, please, to call up my ear doctor the moment we get back.' 'Charlie,' said Grandma Josephine. 'Every day,' said Mr Wonka, 'I get deafer and deafer. 'What's the other end hooked on to?' said Grandma Josephine. 'I assume one end is hooked on to this contraption we're riding in. When you have been with us a little longer, nothing will amaze you.' 'These skyhooks,' said Grandma Josephine. 'Dear lady,' said Mr Wonka, 'you are new to the scene. It is THE GREAT GLASS ELEVATOR.' 'And what keeps it up?' said Grandma Josephine. But now that it has taken us up into the sky, it has become an ELEVATOR. Lifts only go up and down inside buildings. 'Madam,' said Mr Wonka, 'it is not a lift any longer.

'What in the world keeps this crazy thing up in the air?' croaked Grandma Josephine. Mr and Mrs Bucket were smiling for the first time in years, and the three old ones in the bed were grinning at one another with pink toothless gums. Everybody on board was wildly excited at the thought of going to live in the famous Chocolate Factory. The Great Glass Lift was a thousand feet up and cruising nicely. Grandpa Joe, as you remember, had got out of bed to go around the Chocolate Factory with Charlie. Grandma Josephine, Grandma Georgina and Grandpa George were still in bed, the bed having been pushed on board just before take-off. Grandpa George and Grandma Georgina, Mrs Bucket's father and mother. Grandpa Joe and Grandma Josephine, Mr Bucket's father and mother. Mr and Mrs Bucket, Charlie's father and mother. Mr Willy Wonka, chocolate-maker extraordinary. The passengers in the Lift (just to remind you) were: Charlie Bucket, our hero. Only a short while before, Mr Wonka had told him that the whole gigantic fabulous Chocolate Factory was his, and now our small friend was returning in triumph with his entire family to take over. 1 Mr Wonka Goes Too Far The last time we saw Charlie, he was riding high above his home town in the Great Glass Lift.
